Once upon a time, the CrazyOldFart had a garage sale. It was not your everyday garage sale, since, of course it was a CrazyOldFart Garage Sale. Hords ascended on the sale in the morning, but, as custom would dictate, the afternoon was not so busy. The CrazyOldFart had an idea. The CrazyRedHead thought he was just going in to make himself a sandwich, as he often does about noon-time. Instead, he went inside and changed his clothes, several times. He was soon joined by the CrazyYoungFart and they became a garage sale legend. Soon, other people having local garage sales were stopping by to ask the CrazyOldFart if he was for rent.. really, it happened.
