Oh Noooooooo! He's baaaaaaack!
The CrazyOldFart is known to toss about some colorful phrases and creative philosophies. He's often quoted by many people, if for no other reason, that to get another giggle or two.
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- If you stop laughing, you might as well stop living. My wife married me because I make her laugh. I figure she's gonna live to be about 906.
- It's as dark as the inside of a goat in here!
- I have learned not to trust my wife with the cold water knob in the shower.
- When I retire, I am going to buy a house on the corner with a lawn out front. Then I am going to get a rocking chair and a cane and sit on the porch so I can harrass the kids who cut across the lawn all day.
- .......like grease through a duck.
- Hey! That's my nipple!
- ...and we'll put the disco ball right there.....
- hot-dog-you-all-i-swear